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Funny poem about a Bee

Untitled rhyme - Bee

There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, "Does it buzz?" he replied, "Yes, it does!
It's a regular brute of a Bee."
A Book of Nonsense by Edward Lear

A COPPER DOWN A CRACK

Jingle, jingle, Jack,
A copper down a crack.
Twenty men and all their wives,
With sticks and picks and pocket knives,
Digging for their very lives
To get the copper back.
The Peter Patter Book of Nursery Rhymesby Leroy F. Jackson

Funny poem about a bearded man

Untitled rhyme - Bearded man

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who sat on a Horse when he reared;
But they said, "Never mind! you will fall off behind,
You propitious Old Man with a beard!"
A Book of Nonsense by Edward Lear

poem about a tiger

DID YOU EVER PLAY TAG WITH A TIGER?

Did you ever play tag with a tiger,
Or ever play boo with a bear;
Did you ever put rats in the rain-barrel
To give poor old Granny a scare?
 
It's fun to play tag with a tiger,
It's fun for the bear to say "boo,"
But if rats are found in the rain-barrel
Old Granny will put you in too.
The Peter Patter Book of Nursery Rhymesby Leroy F. Jackson

Funny poem about a lady of Portugal

Untitled rhyme - Young lady of Portugal

There was a Young Lady of Portugal,
Whose ideas were excessively nautical;
She climbed up a tree to examine the sea,
But declared she would never leave Portugal.
A Book of Nonsense by Edward Lear

CHRISTOPHER CRUMP

Christopher Crump,
All in a lump,
Sits like a toad on the top of a stump.
He stretches and sighs,
And blinks with his eyes,
Bats at the beetles and fights off the flies.
The Peter Patter Book of Nursery Rhymesby Leroy F. Jackson

 
 

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